The 300 lb LAP DANCE
Once in a while a customer gets real creative when trying to stop me. This woman tries using her best asset.

‘BALLS-OUT’ In SAN PEDRO
This Country Bump-kin ‘Go’s for the Gold’ in what should be a new Olympic Event

DOGGIE DO-RITE
They don’t call him Man’s Best Friend for nothing. But not when the family pet ‘costs you the family car’

THE SCHOOL BULLY
Once again, I find myself at the mercy of every school boy’s nightmare. But this time ‘I started it’

TOMMY’S LAY-DOWN
This showdown is mis-matched, when I find myself at gunpoint by the LAPD… ON CENTER STAGE!

“WERE GONNA DIE”
A frantic driver adds to the drama, as we find ourselves in a very serious… Near-Death Experience!

‘TAZE’ the puppet
Intense fear turns to sarcastic humor, when I’m able to use my quick wit in turning around a frightening situation.

LAYING & LYING
The Academy Awards are coming up, as this un-polished actor tries to call my bluff in a performance that just can’t be missed!

CRACK-HEAD SURPRISE
Being exposed to the dangers of the streets all alone every night does eventually catch up to me, when here I fight for my life with infuriating anger.

G-MA AND THE ‘GANG-STAS’
After being confronted in a blind alley, I was surprised to find myself in the deadly grasp of their leader; an 80 year old woman!